Chart Toppers...

Goldie & The Gingerbreads

 

Lynda Lydell

 

Glenda Collins

 

Dusty Springfield

 

Bernadette Carroll

 

Chris Clark

 

Timi Yuro

 

Ellie Greenwich

 

Linda Janssen (of The Angels)

 

Beverly Warren

 

Dolly Parton


....hair hoppers.

Groovy Birthdays

 

 

 

NORMAN WHITFIELD

May 12, 1940

 

 

 

 

BURT BACHARACH

May 12, 1928

When This Old World Starts Getting You Down

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD

April 16, 1939 - March 2, 1999

The Weekend Mix

Darlings, escape the St. Patrick's Day crowds this weekend with our playlist of absolutely random fabulosity. There will be sequins and safety gays and shopping trips with Joan Crawford. Enjoy!

We don't think there are words adequate in the entire English language to describe how surreal this 1969 promotional video is. It seems to have been scripted while the writers were drinking LSD-spiked Pepsi-Cola. Joan, for her part, actually seems fairly sober (it was hit-or-miss with Miss C. during this period), which means that she gives her line readings all of the intense authority she did with Mildred Pierce (1945) and Strait-Jacket (1964). And brother, are there some howlers (and head-scratchers):

"Like the grass...like the trees...like Frankenstein's monster!"

"It's like a hot dog, only Spanish!"

"Just eat your weirdo!"

"God, where does the grass come from? God, veal cutlets? God, rhubarb? Oh, no...not rhubarb."

"The supermarket is a remarkable place, if you stop to think about it."

In this clip, Miss Panda Eyes herself, Dusty Springfield, gives a fabulous, swinging performance of "Bring Him Back," aided by two enthusiastic safety gays bearing striking resemblances to Udo Kier and Noel Harrison, and who can't stay in synchronized rhythm to save their nellie necks, bless their hearts. The song is a cover version of an obscure American R&B tune by one "Sissie Houston"...yes, Cissy Houston under a strange nom-de-45. And, giving credit where credit is due, La Springfield leaves the great Ms. Houston's version in the dust.

Depending on how much we've had to drink, we find this clip of Rose Marie singing "Little Girl Blue" either wonderfully camp, or heartbreakingly touching. Perhaps it's both. Basically singing it in character as the perennially man-hungry Sally from The Dick Van Dyke Show, which was one of the top sitcoms when she taped this episode of The Dean Martin Show, Ro and her ever-present bows look and sound great. 

OK, this may be from a Duke Ellington tribute, but it's certainly not jazz. It is, however, an absolute brilliant transformation of a jazz standard into a highly theatrical, one woman, one act play. We can't think of anyone besides the eccentric Tammy Grimes who could pull that bizarre feat off, nor would we care to listen to any other attempts. This, darlings, is our all time favorite interpretation of one of our favorite songs.

Watching this legendary clip from The Ed Sullivan Show, it's clear that Miss Ross had far outgrown the confines of a group. She is completely committed to this lengthy, challenging medley from Funny Girl, and when she sings "I'm the Greatest Star," she doesn't sound as if she's trying to chase Streisand -- she really believes it, and we certainly aren't going to argue. Love or loathe her, it's impossible to imagine any of her contemporaries of the era even attempting something like this, let alone making it work. Watch for the big finish, as Ross throws her arms up in the air, and effectively blocks the faces of Mary and Cindy.

Finally, we have what can only be described as the ultimate cluster***k of stars -- the 1974 premiere of That's Entertainment!, hosted by Liza Minnelli and Sammy Davis, Jr., and featuring "more stars than there are in the heavens." Enjoy, and have a fabulous weekend, darlings!!!

Sequins, Shags and Safety Gays

These are a few of our favorite Dusty things!

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
April 16, 1939 - March 2, 1999

Hot Stuff

A House is Not a Home

If he had only written this lone song, we would be forever indebted to Burt Bacharach for providing the vehicle for this absolutely spine-chilling performance by Dusty Springfield.

BURT BACHARACH
May 12, 1928

We Endorse:

The Lesbouffant!

Even when white water rafting, two-step dancing, or (ahem) deep sea diving, your 'do will stay firmly in place! Don't put your finger in the dyke - use it to press down on a can of Aqua Net today!

Are You Ready For a Brand New Beat?

Martha and the Vandellas may have been "the Supremes' feral cousins" (thank you, Peenee), but what they lacked in grace they made up for in guts. "Heat Wave," "Dancing in the Streets," "Nowhere to Run" - all those hits, and most of the misses, absolutely explode from your speakers. Founding member Rosalind Ashford (center, above) was born on this day in 1949; we offer respect and gratitude. Thanks for the wax, Roz, especially our personal favorite, "You've Been in Love Too Long."

Youve Been In Love Too Long - Martha Reeves & The Vandellas

Girls With Guitars

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: THE ACOUSTIC BEEHIVE (GREAT NAME FOR A BAND, NO?)

THANKS, PANCAKES BARBARA!

ROCK 'N' RHYTHM ROYALTY: NORMA JEAN RICHARDSON aka "DUCHESS"

SOPHIA LOREN AT HOME, 1964

MAE WEST: COME UP'N PLUCK ME SOMETIME

DORIS DAY, CHANNELING NANCY SINATRA

MAMIE VAN DOREN: THE GIRL WHO INVENTED ROCK & ROLL

KIM NOVAK AT HOME, 1964

SINGING NUN #1: JULIE ANDREWS

SINGING NUN #2: DEBBIE REYNOLDS

WANDA JACKSON, THE QUEEN OF ROCKABILLY

FRANCOISE HARDY: GALLIC GAL WITH GUITAR

In Case You Had Forgotten...

...Tom Jones is, in fact, white.

A Girl Named Dusty

(from the liner notes to Golden Hits, 1966):

"...She is an original. She...isn't like anybody else. Interview her, and you find out important things like she thinks her nose is too long, and find that her favorite actor is Daffy Duck... Her appearance is...different for a girl singer. Neither beat nor mod. No vinyl-skirted refugee from a mind-blown nightmare. Simply dressed, but chic... Her sound is...unique. No pinings after Ella or Barbra or Alma or any of the other champs. Pure golden Dusty."