Yes, It's Monday, Darlings...

...Just suck it up!!!

La Cradock's segment begins at the 10:30 mark, and she begins sucking down winkles at 15:10. Not to be missed, darlings.

Macho, Macho Man...

...Dirk Bogarde wants to be a macho man.

Royal Rocks

According to our beloved friend, Lango Aurelian, "Her Majesty's brooch is one of the original pieces of the Cambridge Emerald Parure (removed from the Duchess of Teck's stomacher in 1897)."

Now, show of hands, darlings:

 

How many of you were actually squinting at the screen, searching for an entirely different sort of flash of jewels?

Visit LANGO AURELIAN

Happy Hump Day!

 

 

 

Michael Billington of "U.F.O." hopes that it's extraordinarily extraterrestrial.

Wednesday Words Of Wisdom

"[Underwear]...Should be as brief as wit, and as clean as fun."

-- Hardy Amies, ABC Of Men's Fashion

We Dreamed a Dream...

...which involved being shot at by machine gun-toting guerillas while dining out with Fanny Cradock; and Ann-Margret being pregnant with our child.

And yes, the latter scenario seems more bizarre to us, too.

Oh, Swish!

Millennial fashions, as envisioned by those mad Englishmen in the 1930's. Do you suppose Vivienne Westwood and the late Alexander McQueen were taking notes?

Have You a Little Fairy in Your Home?

If he adores Fanny Cradock, chances are, you do.

Do You Believe in Magic?

We can't think of a better way to kick the weekend off than with fabulous Fanny Cradock purveying some Kitchen Magic! (Part Two is the real pisser.)

DAME FANNY CRADOCK
February 26, 1909 - December 27, 1994