Yes, Poppets, We're Back...

...and, my, you're saying, how we've changed. It's been an exhausting summer, darlings. We have, however, taken up a new regimen guaranteed to turn us into the ever-youthful, always vibrant, eternally glamorous Arlene Dahl in no time.




We'll let you know as soon as it lands us a Lex Barker or Fernando Lamas - but, of course, that might bring on another hiatus.

Meanwhile, Back at the Chateau...

Over at Chateau Thombeau, that darling imp suggested that we spend our rare nights alone, at home, wearing lurex pantsuits trimmed in marabou. While we certainly endorse the lurex-marabou combination (particularly if it's designed by Mr. Blackwell for Jayne Mansfield), we're really more of a suit-by-Ben-Zuckerman, hair-by-Kenneth type. Bitch.