Bwothah, Can You Spare A Qwahtah?

"One wingy-dinghy...two wingy-dinghy...thwee wingy dinghy..."

If the Avanti is a-Rockin'...

As Cookie and Felix stumble out of ElMo with their dates, the Sardelli twins, only one question is on their giddy lips: which couple gets the back seat first?

Occupancy By More Than 241 Persons Is Dangerous & Unlawful

Occupancy by raspy-voiced divas and their homosexual walkers? Required for full fabulosity.