It's Sunday!!!

Rule your kingdoms with firm, yet kind hands, bitches.

The Weekend is Here!

Choose your hat accordingly.

We Love Lelong Time

Remember Her Name

It's Miss-Ross-To-You, bitches.

I Wish I Were a Princess

The King and Four Queens

Lamas Liked Leather?

Mrs. Lamas clues us in to what went on at Fernando's Hideaway.

Before There Was Daniel Craig...

...there was Alex Cord.

Great Guns

Hot Summer Night (1956, MGM)
dir.: David Friedkin
James Best as Kermit
Leslie Nielsen as William Joel Partain
Colleen Miller as Irene Partain

It must be mentioned that James looked Best when sexily brandishing his, er, gun.

He did pretty well in the manhandling department, as well.

ABOVE: James Best menacing Mala Powers as a Man on the Prowl (1957, UA)

But even in standard dreamboat mode, he still packed heat.

It's no small irony, then, that Mr. Best, typed in his Hollywood heyday as a sexy bad boy (sometimes borderline psychotic in his swarthy intensity), went on to become best known as the bumbling backwoods Sheriff Rosco Coltrane on The Dukes of Hazzard.

There ain't no justice.

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Ten Cents a Dance

Ten cents a dance
that's what they pay me,
gosh, how they weigh me down!
Ten cents a dance
pansies and rough guys
tough guys who tear my gown!
Seven to midnight I hear drums.
Loudly the saxophone blows.
Trumpets are tearing my eardrums.
Customers crush my toes.
Sometime I think
I've found my hero,
but it's a queer romance.
All that you need is a ticket
Come on, big boy, ten cents a dance.

Lyrics by Lorenz Hart

Pretty Maids All in a Row

Gloria Swanson, Marion Davies, Constance Bennett and Jean Harlow at Davies' Alpine-themed party, 1936. Leave it to Connie to say, "Screw the Swiss Miss shit, I look lousy in lederhosen. Marie, lay out my new Vionnet satin. That Swanson'll be be gnashing her teeth."

Dewey Fresh

Tennessee Champ (1953, MGM)
dir.: Fred Wilcox
Dewey Martin as Tennessee Champ
Keenan Wynn as Willy Wurble
Earl Holliman as Happy Jackfield

Tab Gets Around

Tab has the weenie, but Roddy takes the cake.

Tab and Tony with their favorite Bearded lady, Venetia Stevenson (courtesy of HOLE IN THE HEAD)

"Dammit, Nat, at least Tony puts some spunk into it!"

Tab and Rudy: who was the bigger star?

Tab and Divine: chemistry so intense you could smell it.